Whilst walking to the train station yesterday I saw the strangest thing – a huge British bumblebee banging it’s head on the ground. That’s strange, I thought. Then I got to the train station, only to be surrounded by pigeons in a rather disturbing and unusual way. Weird. I arrived at work, sat down, and another giant bumblebee starting tapping on the window next to me. What a strange day indeed. A couple of hours later a pigeon slammed into the window next to me, causing everyone in the office, including myself, to jump out of their skins. How bizarre, how bizarre.

The next day I was buzzed by a bee, and another bird slammed into the window. A butterfly flapped around the window near me all day. Is something trying to tell me something?

So tomorrow we board a plane to Turkey. My wife suggested that I write this story down somewhere in case of an unfortunate event. See you on the other side.