Man, I wish I was famous. And I don’t just mean famous like:
1st person: “Hey, isn’t that Sketchy Bill?”
2nd Person: “Stretchy who?”
I mean like Jamie Oliver kind of famous. While there are some crappy things about being famous, just ask Shane Warne, there are also many, many cool things. My favourite is the irony that when you’re famous, and you can probably afford to buy whatever you want, people give you whatever you want for free.
“Ahh, Monsieur Sketchy Bill, please, your meal is always on ze house.”
I went to buy a new pair of rollerblades the other day, and I wasn’t even offered a discount. If I were truly famous, not only would I have been given the best damn rollerblades no money could have bought, but I could have put my old ones on eBay and sold them for a fortune! Bah!
Fame
Posted by sketchy bill in Social Commentary on August 22nd, 2003
Man, I wish I was famous. And I don’t just mean famous like:
1st person: “Hey, isn’t that Sketchy Bill?”
2nd Person: “Stretchy who?”
I mean like Jamie Oliver kind of famous. While there are some crappy things about being famous, just ask Shane Warne, there are also many, many cool things. My favourite is the irony that when you’re famous, and you can probably afford to buy whatever you want, people give you whatever you want for free.
“Ahh, Monsieur Sketchy Bill, please, your meal is always on ze house.”
I went to buy a new pair of rollerblades the other day, and I wasn’t even offered a discount. If I were truly famous, not only would I have been given the best damn rollerblades no money could have bought, but I could have put my old ones on eBay and sold them for a fortune! Bah!
fame
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