The Incredulous Iron Hulk
Posted by sketchy bill in Social Commentary on December 16th, 2008
Warning: SPOILERS AHEAD… endings discussed for Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk… with a bit of Spiderman 3 thrown in for good measure.
I recently watched both movies The Incredible Hulk and Iron Man, in that order. My wife is a big Edward Norton fan, but personally I think he could do with a bit more chin. Robert Downey Jr is way more appealing in my humble, non-sexual, “man crush” kind of opinion. However, that is neither here nor there. After watching The Incredible Hulk, I was slightly surprised to see a clash of two hulks at the end, but then again, what better battle can be there to have two similar entities (one slightly bigger and meaner than the protagonist) battling to the death. Good versus Evil played out while mere mortals could only stand and watch as they smashed and pounded each other, and everything around them.
A couple of weeks later I found myself watching Iron Man, and was entertained from start to, well, almost to the finish. RDJ’s character was extremely likeable and watchable, and all the characters and scenes kept me well entertained. However, much to my disillusionment, the ending entailed once again, two similar entities (one slightly bigger and meaner than the handsome protagonist) battling to the death. It made we wish I hadn’t seen The Incredible Hulk, because otherwise I would have enjoyed it more completely. Comic book based movies have always spurned my interest, but maybe a little more creativity and less formula would be nice. Still, the final press conference scene almost made up for it.
As an addendum, let me just say that no comic book based plot debacle compares to Spiderman 3 where Harry’s trusted family butler suddenly reveals that Peter (Spiderman) was not responsible for the death of Harry’s father – just in time for them to put much pent-up malice towards each other aside and conveniently join forces against a common enemy.
You’re fired Bernard. I think Richie Rich is looking for a new butler.
A note in reply
Posted by Miss Sass in Social Commentary on December 13th, 2008
Dear reader
This is in reply to the delightful person who emailed me last month about my choice of Katharine Hepburn as my avatar. For the information of others, the correspondent wrote with a complaint in regard to my “apparent addiction to such a predictable female consumerist item” (see my post about shoes) and how this is in “contrast to her [Katharine Hepburn's] dislike of such trivial trumped up petty items”. Further, it was suggested that I consider changing my photo to one of Paris Hilton.
Please indulge me while I say a few words in reply.
First, it’s KathArine Hepburn, not KathErine Hepburn.
Second, I hardly think that the term “trumped up” can be applied to an item of clothing. You might want to check your dictionary for the definition.
Third, my choice of Katharine Hepburn was very deliberate. She represents strong will, freedom of opinion and assertiveness, especially in terms of the female voice. In fact, my choosing her was about this blog being a place where I can write anonymously about things that interest me, things that piss me off and about any other experience I’d had that I think will provide some light entertainment to sketchycrew visitors. I’m of the school of thought that women should have a CHOICE in regard to their actions, their views and indeed the clothes they wear. The fact that Katharine Hepburn may or may not have had an interest in shoes is irrelevant.
Fourth, despite the fact that you’ve never met me – for Pete’s sake you don’t even know my real name – you assume to know all about me. You may be astonished to know I have interests outside shoes.
So, in conclusion, I’ll thank you for your feedback, but suggest to you that if you have a burning desire to trawl through web sites and insult their authors, get your own bloody blog and do it there.
Kind regards
Miss Sass
That Incurable Smile (and Scruples)
Posted by The Hound in Social Commentary on December 11th, 2008
Could it be third time lucky for this Hound?
Mr Multifarity (aka Tasmanian Take III) has re-entered the realm of Hound. Witty, attractive and seemingly available… the feeling has been declared as mutual.
Still, this Hound shall continue to play it cool.
But, gosh – GUSH!
Found here is a matching wit in immoral social commentary, spark, hilarity and non-specific lunacy. Add to that a great respect for what he does (which is conveniently linked to this Hound) and the part of me he brings out. Particularly today’s smile.
This thing is deeper than this sleep-deprived Hound can comprehend today. But this thing is something (and the day continued to be amazing – thank you for the morning sentiment).
The Hound is onto you!
Now playing: Young Turks [Rod] Young hearts, be free tonight… time is one your side.
Waiting for the Great Leap Forward
Posted by sketchy bill in Social Commentary on December 4th, 2008
Is it just me or has there not been any stunning, change the world inventions of late? And I’m not talking about breakthroughs such as Blu-Ray or the iPod or the ability to update your Facebook status to “David is sitting on a bus” via your mobile phone – as these are pretty much just adaptations of current technologies – plus they haven’t really changed our lives as such (no matter what the advertisers are telling us). Where is the flying car? The bionic eye? The cure for cancer? The never ending roll of toilet paper? Sure, there’s recently been the Large Hadron Collider, but who the hell knows what that’s all about?**
Actually, I don’t care what they invent next – as long as it’s a Time Machine (do a google search on Sketchycron)… Once we’ve got that, we can go back to the future and bring back the Holodeck, the Hypospray, Warp and Transporter technology. Sorted.
** Look up CERN’s Large Hadron Collider on Wikipedia – it’s actually quite fascinating.
Three for meaning
Posted by The Hound in Social Commentary on November 16th, 2008
Is there anything to it? Not one, not two, but three sightings of Mr Stand Out in three days?
This Hound first saw him a year ago, and still knows nothing about him, except for his line of work (and airport location), that he shops alone, looks like a Foo Fighter and drives a ute. That, and that for some reason he Stands Out from the crowd to this Hound.
The first in the series of three was in Borders. Maybe he reads. Maybe he’s even reading this? The second was in Manuka, where, again there was no way to react but with ‘what would I actually even say?’. This Hound has confronted an Upskirter in a major retail chain, but stranger aggression, not affection, is my forte. The third was minutes later in a drive-by: a locked gaze, a dropped jaw … and phantom sightings of the newly discovered vehicle type will subsequentally stalk me on the roads now, I am sure.
The mystery of who Mr Stand Out is, and, after being within a 15m radius twice, what one can even say to him, remains.
Good thing this Hound is a frequent flyer.
The Hound is onto you!
Now playing: Big Me [Foo Fighters]
The Canberra Parsifal
Posted by The Hound in Social Commentary on November 9th, 2008
The most fun thing about CBR is …
OK, so we’d never get away with calling it CanVegas or hosting an Olympics… but while we get strangled in red tape from the federal spool- do we have to asphyxiate our image further by our own looms?!
ABC1′s Stateline issued a challenge to production agencies to develop a creative to counter the unpopularity vote CBR recently received. I won’t even repeat how the two houses attempted to address the brief. It was a cringe-worthy, Giant Leap Backwards.
It’s tough enough in this town, with a hopeless land release agency and an equally hopeless planning and land approval ‘authority’. Et tu, “creative” houses and TV?
CBR lacks investment in Creativity. This Hound is a big believer in networking and surrounding oneself with inspiring sources. Where is the Fountain of CBR’s Creativity? Find that Parsifal, and the fun shall runneth over.
The Hound is onto you!
Now playing: Death [White Lies] “Yes this fear’s got a hold on me”
The Clipboard Rumba
Posted by sketchy bill in Social Commentary on October 30th, 2008
As much as I love charity organisations, I have issues with the sales people in the streets during any given lunch break. And I’m not talking about The Big Issue (the magazine, not the issue) which has a much more passive sales approach and agreeable commission basis. I am talking about the other bevy of people who just want a moment of your time.
It’s the little dance routines that they do as you approach them. The little hop, the little skip, the little wiggle and the twist followed by the point. It’s also the fact that it often takes many smiles and apologies to convince them you just aren’t interested right now. It’s also the fact that they look deeply offended when you say “Sorry, I am late for an appointment” – whether that’s true or not is another story. It’s also the fact that they…
No wait. Forget all that. It’s purely those little dance routines.
Pretentious Uni Student
Posted by Miss Sass in Social Commentary on October 26th, 2008
I met this guy last night at a friend’s barbecue. At first he seemed an okay, friendly enough dude, but as the night went on I realised he was a Pretentious Uni Student. I love to hate these people, don’t you? They have opinions about everything, and most of their opinions are idiotic. They like to use big words to try and stun you into thinking they’re a genius. They have such an inflated sense of self that they tend to talk over the top of others, tell boring stories about themselves and generally piss everyone else off. And all the time their ego is telling them how great they’re performing, without one iota of a clue that people are secretly praying for them to choke on a bit of charred steak.
The thing about the guy at last night’s barbecue is that he clearly hadn’t polished his act. He used the word “like” about 5 times per sentence, had trouble articulating his arguments (so the other guests were having a great time trying to work out exactly what he was on about), and his big words were used in all the wrong contexts. Pretentious Uni Students have no self awareness, and certainly never entertain the idea that the people they are talking at (yes at, not with) may also in fact have an education, thoughts, ideas, experiences and intelligence.
So a note to all the Pretentious Uni Students out there: no one thinks you’re hot shit. No one cares about your take on the state of the economy, the environment and third world countries. The simple fact is people are just too polite to throw a bowl of coleslaw over your head.
Digital Villainry
Posted by The Hound in Social Commentary on October 23rd, 2008
There’s a lot to be said about calls to action. Particularly those of the online variety. I speak from the eMarketing sense a) because it funds my lifestyle b) because it is the main culprit to my expenditure and c) because it is threatened by the cyber pirates preying on the technologies, as experienced today.
First the expenditure side. There are Early Bird deals to Europe on sale til 19 December with the window of travel only open between next September to November. Thus, I have chosen my travel date as 25 September 2009 and have just under two months to commit to this.
Secondly, the funding side. Longchamp have branched out into the ‘blogosphere’ and encouraging fashion bloggists to blog about their new line. An admirable, if not brazen move in this Hound’s eyes. I am a fan of the Pliage tote… and as it cannot be delivered to Australia, shall forego the potential postal co-ordination of EU based contacts, and select one in person in 2009/2010.
Thirdly, the online security bit. As a Hound averse to online transactions (ie banking and bill payment, but not online shopping) due to the lack of social interaction this ‘convenience’ affords us, it was by pure necessity that I logged in to the bank account today – and thankfully in time! There was a $1.00 debit from the account, which would have gone unnoticed, if not for a family member who recently had $1.00 withdrawn from their account – leading to immediate cancelling of cards by the financial institution. Apparently this is a tactic employed by digital villains to determine fund availability before siphoning potential thousands. With a credit account linked to savings, it was the nick of time for this here Hound, as there was no such automated-cancellation. Hooray – and dismay – for the online banking process.
The Hound is onto you!
Now Playing: Stevie Wonder [Live from ACER Arena, via Pika's phone!]


The NYE Introspective Retrospective
Posted by The Hound in Social Commentary on December 31st, 2008
“There is meaning even in the mundane. -Something Malouf said.
With just hours remaining until renditions of Auld Lang Syne sing out world-wide, this Hound thinks on the life and times of Otis Ray Redding Jr. An SBS-aired documentary last night showed just how impactful the man’s short, short life was. “Dock of the Bay” is this Hound’s favourite tune of all time, and the man left this world without finishing it, filling it with a meditative whistle before finding the final words, which never came.
This soul man’s story has this Hound thinking with a sense of urgency on the unfinished business that remains (or was not commenced in 2008, albeit a mirthful year). 2009 will be entered with a sense of urgency and task. Life is short. Make plans. Carpe Diem… Remembering to appreciate the value in even the most mundane of things.
The Hound is onto you!
Now playing: I’ve Been Loving You Too Long [Otis Redding]
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